Vroom! Vroom! (clunk) squeak squeak squeak creak squeakity squeak vroom (rattle) squeak squeak squeak squeak squeeeeal burble burble vroo..squeak SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!! squeak squeak squeak SQUEAK etc etc. Think I might need some new bushes....
This flu can really get a man down. You think you're getting better when suddenly you go weak at the knees, and have to go have a lie down again. And the taste of nothing but snot for 4 days solid is getting quite wearying now. Oh, for cheese on toast to taste like cheese on toast once more....