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    #46
    I can believe it. I was curious myself!!!
    Rick Donnellan - Ex Owner of various Mustangs.
    Now sunning himself in Australia :)

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      #47
      And still am. Takes me back to fiddling around with bunsen burners and magnesium at school. :)
      Rick Donnellan - Ex Owner of various Mustangs.
      Now sunning himself in Australia :)

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        #48
        Yeah, but does it really work.............. ;) I'm gonna try that at the weekend with the redundant fluid from bleeding my brakes.......

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          #49
          Originally posted by Raven68
          Yeah, but does it really work.............. ;) I'm gonna try that at the weekend with the redundant fluid from bleeding my brakes.......
          I've already got the redundant fluid from bleeding my brakes.

          Oh no, I can't test the theory, I'm a girl!!!

          :D
          Previously owned: 1973 Mach 1, Daisy (the Saxondale Stang), and 1979 Pace Car, Jackie.

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            #50
            Originally posted by Shellz
            I've already got the redundant fluid from bleeding my brakes.

            Oh no, I can't test the theory, I'm a girl!!!

            :D
            Come on Shellz, why let the men have all the fun ;) If you don't do it I will :D
            If anyone feels generous and would like to sponsor me in the Race for Life http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/hayleytaft

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              #51
              There was a manager who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision. So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation. Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...' And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off, buster, I've got a headache!'

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                #52
                A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
                Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu and
                my Mum said it was contagious."
                "Well done, Roland" says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"
                Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
                there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
                "Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
                "Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says: in a broad Irish accent,
                "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and
                my Dad says it will take the contagious".


                Hat?, Coat?, Door?, yep, I know the drill.....
                No mustang

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                  #53
                  :D ...very apt for today!

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                      #55
                      Whilst wandering around ger classroom the primary school teacher noticed a puddle under poor little Janet's chair.

                      'Janet' she says 'is there a problem?'

                      'I'm sorry miss but I've wet myself'

                      'Why didn't you put your hand up?'

                      'I did but it ran through my fingers'
                      Roo



                      '09 GT/CS Convertible

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                        #56
                        Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Anita were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

                        The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself. Gertrude and Maude both had a stroke.

                        ..... But Anita, being older and feebler, bless her heart, couldn't reach that far.
                        Previously owned: 1973 Mach 1, Daisy (the Saxondale Stang), and 1979 Pace Car, Jackie.

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                          #57
                          Try this.................can be addictive though ;)

                          http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/
                          1967 White Convertible Auto ...... 1994 to 2004
                          2005 Redfire GT Manual......2008 to 2010
                          2010 Kona Blue GT Auto ...... 2010 to 2013


                          MOCGB #332 since 1994

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                            #58
                            OK.........no response to the last post, this one will drive you nuts however :)

                            http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com....te_edited.html
                            1967 White Convertible Auto ...... 1994 to 2004
                            2005 Redfire GT Manual......2008 to 2010
                            2010 Kona Blue GT Auto ...... 2010 to 2013


                            MOCGB #332 since 1994

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                              #59
                              Goddam that tennis one is addictive
                              Rick Donnellan - Ex Owner of various Mustangs.
                              Now sunning himself in Australia :)

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                                #60
                                Best score on the Reflex Tester....0.195 seconds :)
                                But that bl**dy bouncing ball :Angry ...'addictive' I will not be beaten!

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